Chickens (Ep.4)

Chickens are one of the greatest animals in the world. They play with each other, they can fly, (If the farmer doesn’t  fatten it) They can even cross obstacle courses! These beautiful birds are not treated fairly. They just chop their heads off and eat them. Since everybody eat them now nobody gives them a chance anymore. They only let them live for 2 Weeks. So now here’s the amazing picture of chickens! So now you’ve seen it all. Please don’t call someone a chicken. They are just defending themselves. They are quite brave to live at a factory farm. Well that’s it for this episode. Tune in next time for more amazing bird facts!

 

 

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I’m in the Market!

Back into the cave of hockey (Episode 15)

HEY HEY WHATAYA SAY ITS TIME FOR LOWEBOYS 2!  SO COME ON AND PLAY WITH YOUR HOST CHRISTIAN! Hello there buddios! Today we (AKA I) are very tired so we are going to go to bed at 11:00 AM.  But I didn’t get to do that because of the game of which they call hockey. So now you may vote. Which team is the best? You decide check out our new poll! But now this short episode has ended :(. (What the heck is that) NOW ITS TIME TO SAY GOOD BY SAY GOOD BYE! YES ITS TIME TO SAY SO LONG AND ADIOS TO YOU PEOPLE STARING AT THE SCREEN SO YOU GET MY POINT OF BY DO YA? OK WAIT WAIT WAIT… BY! AND SO LONG TO THE FANS IN DE CLUB! (Still we the heck is that)

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Random Out Of Context Theater

Happy Valentines Day! (Episode 14 Special)

HEY HEY WHATAYA SAY ITS TIME FOR LOWEBOYS 2!  SO COME ON AND PLAY WITH YOUR HOST CHRISTIAN! Why does it never paste the exclamation  mark? I guess its me or WordPress. Lets get back to what we were doing. Happy Valentines day everybody! I hope you got lots of chocolate but no sugar rush! Sugar rush is bad considering most people think its being hyper. But lets make this short. ITS NOT! I wanted to say thanks to all your viewers out there because I never want to get zero views again.  I wanted to give you a little extra something today… So I did! This is the valentine special! If you got 20 valentines cards today, well I am going to make that 21! Because this is a valentine! (Literally) Its called an electronic valentine. Hey! I finally invented something! OH YEAH BOO YAAAHHHHH! WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE YEAH! I’m soooooo happy. Now I have a job when i’m not even 10 years old!  But I guess i’m not going to  make very much money with these valentines. Well I did break a record. WORLD’S LONGEST VALENTINE! :D. I couldn’t be happier today. My friend, its time you know that Loweboys 2 will be ending on March 28th. But i’t will a very exciting day too because Loweboys 3 comes out! Its also my birthday! 😀 BIG BIG BIG PLANS. But this valentines special has to end at some point and guess what. ITS NOW!   (What the heck is that) NOW ITS TIME TO SAY GOOD BY SAY GOOD BYE! YES ITS TIME TO SAY SO LONG AND ADIOS TO YOU PEOPLE STARING AT THE SCREEN SO YOU GET MY POINT OF BY DO YA? OK WAIT WAIT WAIT… BY! AND SO LONG TO THE FANS IN DE CLUB! (Still we the heck is that)

Back to This Stuff (Episode 13)

HEY HEY WHATAYA SAY ITS TIME FOR LOWEBOYS 2!  SO COME ON AND PLAY WITH YOUR HOST CHRISTIAN! You know nothing about this gets old accept for the 1st episode. So today on random out of context theater: The person of to whom to be concerned. Even know that makes no sense. Its all I got. I never have anything to say but “Hi”.  So now im going to say that Infinity and beyond is not a number. As some of you kids say it is. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!  Today I wanted to give you a very simple and YUMMY recipe all you need is: Rice, Stove and LEMON! So here’s basically what to do: Cook the rice on the stove and then put lemon on it. That simple. And for what we’ve all been waiting for:  (What the heck is that) NOW ITS TIME TO SAY GOOD BY SAY GOOD BYE! YES ITS TIME TO SAY SO LONG AND ADIOS TO YOU PEOPLE STARING AT THE SCREEN SO YOU GET MY POINT OF BY DO YA? OK WAIT WAIT WAIT… BY! AND SO LONG TO THE FANS IN DE CLUB! (Still we the heck is that)

Early Episode! (Episode 12)

HEY HEY WHATAYA SAY ITS TIME FOR LOWEBOYS 2!  SO COME ON AND PLAY WITH YOUR HOST CHRISTIAN! MISS ME?? Well i’m disappointed. When I looked at the views today all I saw Was 0!  AND that should never happen. Thanks a lot. You gave me a lot of courage to keep doing this and nobody’s ever seen IT! (But me) Do think its fair for you too get 100’s of views everyday and I get 0? (Note to self: Maybe nobody wants to see this and its just a waste if time) (Remember if you delete this post it will be gone for good) (For a long time- Minecraft 2012) So you think of that. CHUMS! (No anywaying) So now lets get to beesness. _-~BAM~-_ and eat some BEESWAX! (Ukk) I think i’m gonna BLURG. (What the heck is that) NOW ITS TIME TO SAY GOOD BY SAY GOOD BYE! YES ITS TIME TO SAY SO LONG AND ADIOS TO YOU PEOPLE STARING AT THE SCREEN SO YOU GET MY POINT OF BY DO YA? OK WAIT WAIT WAIT… BY! AND SO LONG TO THE FANS IN DE CLUB! (Still we the heck is that)

:D (Episode 11)

HEY HEY WHATAYA SAY ITS TIME FOR LOWEBOYS 2!  SO COME ON AND PLAY WITH YOUR HOST CHRISTIAN!  YO HI@! ^7%$#@*&()+_\|/><‘”;:=?. Now that’s whata call awkward. Now today we have to have a short episode due to time. So anyway lets get to the random dancing! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA. Welcome to CXl D. A.!  (D.A. stands for DA) (Oh and CXL stands for MY ****** WORLD!) (Oh sorry i mean my ****** CITY!) So enough of that (NO ANYWAYING) lets get to the fun stuff! (What the heck is that) NOW ITS TIME TO SAY GOOD BY SAY GOOD BYE! YES ITS TIME TO SAY SO LONG AND ADIOS TO YOU PEOPLE STARING AT THE SCREEN SO YOU GET MY POINT OF BY DO YA? OK WAIT WAIT WAIT… BY! AND SO LONG TO THE FANS IN DE CLUB! (Still we the heck is that)

Songs (Episode 10 Special)

WELCOME TO THE AMAZING AWKWARD SPECIAL  AND COME IN AND PLAY WITH YOUR HOST CHRISTIAN! Welcome to grammar world sunny. Now ya gotta learn yer grammar sunny darn thang. What in tarnations… OKAY ENOUGH WITH THE DUMB COW GRANDMA ACCENT!!! Darn you sunny! Now i’ll be draggin’ this feller to yer dump! NOOO! Its life sunny! -_-

THE END

Now anyone here want a grandma like that? I thought so. Now do ya see the thing on the title spelt S-P-E-C-I-A-L? well  that is 100% Pure awesomeness because we get a 300 word  Episode! So the title is songs so we are talking about good and horrible songs. Now the first good song is GANGNAM STYLE! Right? And the bad one is: Call me maybe. Its like the most annoying thing you can possibly listen to. I mean its just so FREAKIN annoying. And second good one…. HERE WE GO HERE WE GO UP AGAIN UP AGAIN!  Some Nights! BY: Fun. and let me tell you Fun. is A-W-E-S-O-M-E. 2nd bad/annoying song is… DA DA DA! Girls run the world by beyonce and it basically is just telling you that girls are the best which is 100% Wrong. You know we have eqalities now and we don’t want to start a war- BOYS VS Girls. That would probably be the stupidest thing in history. the 3rd good one:

HERE WE GO HERE WE GO UP AGAIN UP AGAIN! One more Night- ooh oh oh oh oh oh oooh. By: Maroon 5- Their new album is very popular- Overexposed. NOW ITS TIME TO SAY GOOD BY SAY GOOD BYE! YES ITS TIME TO SAY SO LONG AND ADIOS TO YOU PEOPLE STARING AT THE SCREEN SO YOU GET MY POINT OF BY DO YA? OK WAIT WAIT WAIT… BY! AND SO LONG TO THE FANS IN DE CLUB!

News

Welcome to today’s news. Coming soon: A news page updated everyday

– half-hair half-mustache (Episode 7) takes 1st place

– Loweboys 2: Episode 9 published

– Went from average 10 to 9 (Views a day)

– Swaggalicous (Episode 4 Special) Got 5th place all-time (Posts)